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June 30 2012

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So adorable.

So adorable.

May 30 2012

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I really wish I knew someone with four nipples. Tetra-titted tosser is the greatest.

I really wish I knew someone with four nipples. Tetra-titted tosser is the greatest.

May 29 2012

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markalanparsons: Unicorn Power.  May 2005. Oh what a cute uni…

markalanparsons:

Unicorn Power.  May 2005.

Oh what a cute uni…

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markalanparsons: Connoisseur.  August 2006. A goodbye present for Amy Palmer, then Amy Henderson, the general manager of Artifact Design, upon my first of two departures from said company. Depicted is her English bulldog, Fat Boy. Class.

markalanparsons:

Connoisseur.  August 2006.

A goodbye present for Amy Palmer, then Amy Henderson, the general manager of Artifact Design, upon my first of two departures from said company. Depicted is her English bulldog, Fat Boy.

Class.

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markalanparsons: Mark and Harry Parsons.  Or Harry and Mark Styles.  I can’t decide. Too cute. <3

markalanparsons:

Mark and Harry Parsons.  Or Harry and Mark Styles.  I can’t decide.

Too cute. <3

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markalanparsons:

Made an 18-minute cartoon about One Direction.  Only slightly ashamed.

This is the best and the guy who made it is totes adorable.